"All men are equal before fish."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Herbert Hoover on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Herbert Hoover on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Herbert Hoover on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Herbert Hoover on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Herbert Hoover on Elbert Hubbard
"About the time we can make the ends meet, somebody moves the ends."
"Economic depression cannot be cured by legislative action or executive pronouncement. Economic wounds must be healed by the action of the cells of the economic body - the producers and consumers themselves."
"It is just as important that business keep out of government as that government keep out of business."
"Let me remind you that credit is the lifeblood of business, the lifeblood of prices and jobs."
"Freedom is the open window through which pours the sunlight of the human spirit and human dignity."