"Whenever a doctor cannot do good, he must be kept from doing harm."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Hippocrates on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Hippocrates on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Hippocrates on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Hippocrates on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Hippocrates on Erma Bombeck
"Wherever the art of medicine is loved, there is also a love of humanity."
"Life is short, the art long."
"Walking is man's best medicine."
"If we could give every individual the right amount of nourishment and exercise, not too little and not too much, we would have found the safest way to health."
"Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food."