"I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Howard Stern on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Howard Stern on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Howard Stern on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Howard Stern on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Howard Stern on Ambrose Bierce
"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
"If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship."
"I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock."