"I'm sickened by all religions. Religion has divided people. I don't think there's any difference between the pope wearing a large hat and parading around with a smoking purse and an African painting his face white and praying to a rock."
"This is my simple religion. There is no need for temples no need for complicated philosophy. Our own brain, our own heart is our temple the philosophy is kindness."Howard Stern on Dalai Lama
"I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."Howard Stern on Mahatma Gandhi
"I believe in Christianity as I believe that the sun has risen: not only because I see it, but because by it I see everything else."Howard Stern on C. S. Lewis
"Aim at heaven and you will get earth thrown in. Aim at earth and you get neither."Howard Stern on C. S. Lewis
"I would rather live my life as if there is a God and die to find out there isn't, than live my life as if there isn't and die to find out there is."Howard Stern on Albert Camus
"I wanted to go hide. I wasn't looking to be more famous, I'm famous enough."
"Yes, I believe blue material is funny, but if that's all you've got, you're dead in the water. It's not good."
"If you're a Christian you don't sit there and worry about what somebody else is doing, if they're happy and they're committed in a relationship."