"I hate menus, I hate choosing food. I just want to be brought. Bring me dinner!"
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Hugh Laurie on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Hugh Laurie on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Hugh Laurie on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Hugh Laurie on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Hugh Laurie on Benjamin Franklin
"Seems to me that this business, for actors anyway, is not so much about whether or not you do good work. It's about whether or not you get the chance to do good work."
"My dad gave me my first bike at 16. I soon fell off and was in a wheelchair for weeks. I haven't fallen since."
"As a real person, he wouldn't last a minute, would he? But drama is about imperfection. And we've moved away from the aspirational hero. We got tired of it, it was dull. If I was House's friend, I would hate it. How he so resolutely refuses to be happy or take the kind-hearted road. But we don't always like morally good people, do we?"
"I have my moments. Ever since I was a boy, I never was someone who was at ease with happiness. Too often I embrace introspection and self-doubt. I wish I could embrace the good things."
"People will survive, and they will find happiness. Happiness only comes when you're not looking for it."