"America... just a nation of two hundred million used car salesmen with all the money we need to buy guns and no qualms about killing anybody else in the world who tries to make us uncomfortable."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Hunter S. Thompson on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Hunter S. Thompson on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Hunter S. Thompson on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Hunter S. Thompson on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Hunter S. Thompson on Steven Wright
"Politics is the art of controlling your environment."
"For every moment of triumph, for every instance of beauty, many souls must be trampled."
"The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs, for no good reason."
"It was the Law of the Sea, they said. Civilization ends at the waterline. Beyond that, we all enter the food chain, and not always right at the top."
"No man is so foolish but he may sometimes give another good counsel, and no man so wise that he may not easily err if he takes no other counsel than his own. He that is taught only by himself has a fool for a master."