"I don't want to see people decorating a house or digging a garden. As for guys like Jonathan Ross, he got an award there last Christmas. What for? He doesn't sing, dance or tell jokes, does he?"
"Christmas is not a time nor a season, but a state of mind. To cherish peace and goodwill, to be plenteous in mercy, is to have the real spirit of Christmas."Ian St. John on Calvin Coolidge
"He who has not Christmas in his heart will never find it under a tree."Ian St. John on Roy L. Smith
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."Ian St. John on George Carlin
"Maybe Christmas, the Grinch thought, doesn't come from a store."Ian St. John on Dr. Seuss
"A good conscience is a continual Christmas."Ian St. John on Benjamin Franklin
"Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't really see it in him. I've listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that's a load of mince as well."