"Middle age: when you begin to exchange your emotions for symptoms."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Irvin S. Cobb on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Irvin S. Cobb on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Irvin S. Cobb on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Irvin S. Cobb on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Irvin S. Cobb on Robert Frost
"Humor is merely tragedy standing on its head with its pants torn."
"As I understand it, sport is hard work for which you do not get paid."