"All sorts of computer errors are now turning up. You'd be surprised to know the number of doctors who claim they are treating pregnant men."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Isaac Asimov on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Isaac Asimov on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Isaac Asimov on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Isaac Asimov on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Isaac Asimov on Erma Bombeck
"It takes more than capital to swing business. You've got to have the A. I. D. degree to get by - Advertising, Initiative, and Dynamics."
"It is change, continuing change, inevitable change, that is the dominant factor in society today. No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be."
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest."
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."