"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Isaac Asimov on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Isaac Asimov on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Isaac Asimov on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Isaac Asimov on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Isaac Asimov on Elbert Hubbard
"It takes more than capital to swing business. You've got to have the A. I. D. degree to get by - Advertising, Initiative, and Dynamics."
"It is change, continuing change, inevitable change, that is the dominant factor in society today. No sensible decision can be made any longer without taking into account not only the world as it is, but the world as it will be."
"I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them."
"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest."
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome."