"In high school, during marathon phone conversations, cheap pizza dinners and long suburban car rides, I began to fall for boys because of who they actually were, or at least who I thought they might become."
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."J. Courtney Sullivan on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."J. Courtney Sullivan on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."J. Courtney Sullivan on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."J. Courtney Sullivan on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."J. Courtney Sullivan on Steven Wright
"Fiction will always be my greatest love, with poetry close behind."
"I read as much poetry as time allows and circumstance dictates: No heartache can pass without a little Dorothy Parker, no thunderstorm without W. H. Auden, no sleepless night without W. B. Yeats."
"Reading poetry gives me a sense of calm, well-being, and love for humanity - the same stuff more flexible women get from yoga."