"It's funny. All you have to do is say something nobody understands and they'll do practically anything you want them to."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."J. D. Salinger on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."J. D. Salinger on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."J. D. Salinger on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."J. D. Salinger on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."J. D. Salinger on Elbert Hubbard
"I'm sick of not having the courage to be an absolute nobody."
"I'm sick of just liking people. I wish to God I could meet somebody I could respect."
"I am a kind of paranoid in reverse. I suspect people of plotting to make me happy."
"I was about half in love with her by the time we sat down. That's the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty... you fall half in love with them, and then you never know where the hell you are."
"Goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell."