"I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this it just doesn't feel right at my age."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."Jack Nicholson on Mark Twain
"Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at twenty or eighty. Anyone who keeps learning stays young. The greatest thing in life is to keep your mind young."Jack Nicholson on Henry Ford
"Wrinkles should merely indicate where smiles have been."Jack Nicholson on Mark Twain
"True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country."Jack Nicholson on Kurt Vonnegut
"A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age."Jack Nicholson on Robert Frost
"Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago."
"Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide."
"I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different."
"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."
"I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it."