"I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it."
"Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out."Jack Nicholson on John Wooden
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny."Jack Nicholson on Thomas Jefferson
"In any moment of decision, the best thing you can do is the right thing, the next best thing is the wrong thing, and the worst thing you can do is nothing."Jack Nicholson on Theodore Roosevelt
"To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight and never stop fighting."Jack Nicholson on e. e. cummings
"In the practice of tolerance, one's enemy is the best teacher."Jack Nicholson on Dalai Lama
"Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago."
"I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this it just doesn't feel right at my age."
"Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide."
"I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different."
"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."