"There were points in my life where I felt oddly irresistible to women. I'm not in that state now and that makes me sad."
"When you are joyous, look deep into your heart and you shall find it is only that which has given you sorrow that is giving you joy. When you are sorrowful look again in your heart, and you shall see that in truth you are weeping for that which has been your delight."Jack Nicholson on Khalil Gibran
"Every man has his secret sorrows which the world knows not and often times we call a man cold when he is only sad."Jack Nicholson on Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers."Jack Nicholson on Helen Keller
"If my world were to cave in tomorrow, I would look back on all the pleasures, excitements and worthwhilenesses I have been lucky enough to have had. Not the sadness, not my miscarriages or my father leaving home, but the joy of everything else. It will have been enough."Jack Nicholson on Audrey Hepburn
"Sadness is but a wall between two gardens."Jack Nicholson on Khalil Gibran
"Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago."
"I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this it just doesn't feel right at my age."
"Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide."
"I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different."
"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."