"There's only two people in your life you should lie to... the police and your girlfriend."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."Jack Nicholson on Robert Frost
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."Jack Nicholson on Buddha
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too."Jack Nicholson on Will Smith
"Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it."Jack Nicholson on Sai Baba
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."Jack Nicholson on George Bernard Shaw
"Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago."
"I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this it just doesn't feel right at my age."
"Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide."
"I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different."
"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."