"Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."Jack Nicholson on Mae West
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."Jack Nicholson on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."Jack Nicholson on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."Jack Nicholson on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."Jack Nicholson on Wayne Dyer
"Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago."
"I can't hit on women in public any more. I didn't decide this it just doesn't feel right at my age."
"Early on, if I was alone two three nights in a row, I'd start writing poems about suicide."
"I just like art. I get pure pleasure from it. I have a lot of wonderful paintings, and every time I look at them I see something different."
"Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world."