"Every time I copy something, I can draw it for the rest of my life. But research is so painful - I mean just opening up a magazine looking for a picture of a car or looking out the window looking for a car is just hard!"
"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 MPG."Jaime Hernandez on Bill Gates
"There was a time in my life when I thought I had everything - millions of dollars, mansions, cars, nice clothes, beautiful women, and every other materialistic thing you can imagine. Now I struggle for peace."Jaime Hernandez on Richard Pryor
"Car designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that outlasts the payments."Jaime Hernandez on Erma Bombeck
"I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone."Jaime Hernandez on Steven Wright
"I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving."Jaime Hernandez on Steven Wright