"I come from a profession which has suffered greatly because of the lack of civility. Lawyers treat each other poorly and it has come home to haunt them. The public will not tolerate a lack of civility."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."James E. Rogers on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."James E. Rogers on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."James E. Rogers on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."James E. Rogers on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."James E. Rogers on Plato
"Academics often discount the value of top-rated sports programs in helping to develop a campus life and in contributing to the overall success of a college or university. Like it or not, the sports programs a college or university has are the front page of that university."