"A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."James H. Boren on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."James H. Boren on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."James H. Boren on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."James H. Boren on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."James H. Boren on James C. Dobson
"When in doubt, mumble when in trouble, delegate when in charge, ponder."
"I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for."