"When in doubt, mumble when in trouble, delegate when in charge, ponder."
"Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect."James H. Boren on Mark Twain
"The hardest thing to understand in the world is the income tax."James H. Boren on Albert Einstein
"There are no secrets to success. It is the result of preparation, hard work, and learning from failure."James H. Boren on Colin Powell
"Most of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who have kept on trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."James H. Boren on Dale Carnegie
"If there is anything that a man can do well, I say let him do it. Give him a chance."James H. Boren on Abraham Lincoln
"A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together."
"I got the bill for my surgery. Now I know what those doctors were wearing masks for."