"Men are governed by lines of intellect - women: by curves of emotion."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."James Joyce on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."James Joyce on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."James Joyce on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."James Joyce on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."James Joyce on John Lennon
"Better pass boldly into that other world, in the full glory of some passion, than fade and wither dismally with age."
"I think a child should be allowed to take his father's or mother's name at will on coming of age. Paternity is a legal fiction."
"Irresponsibility is part of the pleasure of all art it is the part the schools cannot recognize."
"The actions of men are the best interpreters of their thoughts."
"I fear those big words which make us so unhappy."