"How large and varied is the educational bill of fare set before every young gentleman in Great Britain and to judge by the mental stamina it affords him in most cases, what a waste of good food it is!"
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."James Payn on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."James Payn on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."James Payn on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."James Payn on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."James Payn on Benjamin Franklin
"In England, literary pretence is more universal than elsewhere from our method of education."
"For my part, I do not feel that the scheme of future happiness, which ought by rights to be in preparation for me, will be at all interfered with by my not meeting again the man I have in my. mind."
"And what holds good of verse holds infinitely better in respect to prose."