"When the show is over we still have to pay our rent, we have to buy food. We have to do all the same things that you do."
"I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead."Jamie Farr on Oscar Wilde
"You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans."Jamie Farr on Ronald Reagan
"It's difficult to believe that people are still starving in this country because food isn't available."Jamie Farr on Ronald Reagan
"You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six."Jamie Farr on Yogi Berra
"Beware the hobby that eats."Jamie Farr on Benjamin Franklin