"The day of the wedding went like these things generally do, full of anxious moments interspersed with black comedy."
"The real act of marriage takes place in the heart, not in the ballroom or church or synagogue. It's a choice you make - not just on your wedding day, but over and over again - and that choice is reflected in the way you treat your husband or wife."Janet Street-Porter on Barbara de Angelis
"My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy if not, you'll become a philosopher."Janet Street-Porter on Socrates
"It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married."Janet Street-Porter on Robert Frost
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."Janet Street-Porter on Groucho Marx
"Love is the master key that opens the gates of happiness."Janet Street-Porter on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Forget romantic fiction, a survey has found that most women would rather read a good book than go shopping, have sex, or sleep."