"Dating is just awkward moments and one person wants more than the other. It's just that constant strangeness. I think it's a very real thing."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."Jason Schwartzman on Mae West
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."Jason Schwartzman on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."Jason Schwartzman on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."Jason Schwartzman on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."Jason Schwartzman on Wayne Dyer
"As far as loneliness, I feel Los Angeles and its layout, having to drive everywhere - it is a lonely place. It's an isolated city in that respect because you're driving to places alone listening to the radio."
"I like being alone and I think this movie, as much as it is an investigation of connection and people bonding, I also think it's just as much about loneliness."
"Man, I hate to get depressing on you, but I don't have a game. I'm so alone, so depressed, so dark, no."
"I don't know the first real thing about the dating game. I don't know how to talk to a specific person and connect. I just think you have to go to person by person and do the best you can with people in general."
"There's all these ways to instantly communicate - cars, computers, telephone and transportation - and even with all that, it's so hard to find people and have an honest communication with them."