"I wanted to take up music, so my father bought me a blunt instrument. He told me to knock myself out."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Jay London on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Jay London on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Jay London on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Jay London on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Jay London on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
"My father would take me to the playground, and put me on mood swings."
"I recorded my hair this morning, tonight I'm watching the highlights."
"It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes."
"I went to the store and bought lady fingers, when I got home I noticed one of the fingers was missing so I went back to the store and the manager was nice enough to give me the finger."