"Avoid lawsuits beyond all things they pervert your conscience, impair your health, and dissipate your property."
"I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five."Jean de la Bruyere on Steven Wright
"Collecting more taxes than is absolutely necessary is legalized robbery."Jean de la Bruyere on Calvin Coolidge
"A successful lawsuit is the one worn by a policeman."Jean de la Bruyere on Robert Frost
"Make crime pay. Become a lawyer."Jean de la Bruyere on Will Rogers
"Justice in the life and conduct of the State is possible only as first it resides in the hearts and souls of the citizens."Jean de la Bruyere on Plato
"They that have lived a single day have lived an age."
"All men's misfortunes spring from their hatred of being alone."
"All of our unhappiness comes from our inability to be alone."
"We perceive when love begins and when it declines by our embarrassment when alone together."
"At the beginning and at the end of love, the two lovers are embarrassed to find themselves alone."