"Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Jean Kerr on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Jean Kerr on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Jean Kerr on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Jean Kerr on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Jean Kerr on Robert Frost
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
"Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them."
"I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure."
"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."