"Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house."
"A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person."Jean Kerr on Mignon McLaughlin
"By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher."Jean Kerr on Socrates
"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages."Jean Kerr on Friedrich Nietzsche
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."Jean Kerr on Oscar Wilde
"Don't marry the person you think you can live with marry only the individual you think you can't live without."Jean Kerr on James C. Dobson
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
"Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them."
"I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure."
"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."