"Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speak by something outside himself like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."
"A woman is like a tea bag - you can't tell how strong she is until you put her in hot water."Jean Kerr on Eleanor Roosevelt
"I don't know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot."Jean Kerr on Marilyn Monroe
"Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent."Jean Kerr on Friedrich Nietzsche
"The age of a woman doesn't mean a thing. The best tunes are played on the oldest fiddles."Jean Kerr on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"As usual, there is a great woman behind every idiot."Jean Kerr on John Lennon
"I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being skin deep. That's deep enough. What do you want, an adorable pancreas?"
"Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them."
"I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure."
"A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table."
"The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible."