"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."
"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life now that I am old I know that it is."Jeff Foxworthy on Oscar Wilde
"A little thought and a little kindness are often worth more than a great deal of money."Jeff Foxworthy on John Ruskin
"Money has never made man happy, nor will it, there is nothing in its nature to produce happiness. The more of it one has the more one wants."Jeff Foxworthy on Benjamin Franklin
"The lack of money is the root of all evil."Jeff Foxworthy on Mark Twain
"Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it."Jeff Foxworthy on Mark Twain
"My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!"
"If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."