"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."
"Choose a job you love, and you will never have to work a day in your life."Jeff Foxworthy on Confucius
"All labor that uplifts humanity has dignity and importance and should be undertaken with painstaking excellence."Jeff Foxworthy on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work."Jeff Foxworthy on Thomas A. Edison
"By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day."Jeff Foxworthy on Robert Frost
"Nothing will work unless you do."Jeff Foxworthy on Maya Angelou
"My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!"
"If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."