"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."Jeff Foxworthy on Abraham Lincoln
"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."Jeff Foxworthy on Mother Teresa
"When the solution is simple, God is answering."Jeff Foxworthy on Albert Einstein
"While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."Jeff Foxworthy on Maya Angelou
"Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."Jeff Foxworthy on Lawrence Welk
"My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!"
"If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."