"I say, If everybody in this house lives where it's God first, friends and family second and you third, we won't ever have an argument."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Jeff Foxworthy on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Jeff Foxworthy on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Jeff Foxworthy on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Jeff Foxworthy on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Jeff Foxworthy on Robert Frost
"My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!"
"If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."