"It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time."
"I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them feel."Jeff Foxworthy on Maya Angelou
"Education is what remains after one has forgotten what one has learned in school."Jeff Foxworthy on Albert Einstein
"We must learn to live together as brothers or perish together as fools."Jeff Foxworthy on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever."Jeff Foxworthy on Mahatma Gandhi
"Learn to enjoy every minute of your life. Be happy now. Don't wait for something outside of yourself to make you happy in the future. Think how really precious is the time you have to spend, whether it's at work or with your family. Every minute should be enjoyed and savored."Jeff Foxworthy on Earl Nightingale
"My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!"
"If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."