"Nothing in life prepares you to be famous."
"Everyone will be famous for 15 minutes."Jeff Foxworthy on Andy Warhol
"I have no use for people who throw their weight around as celebrities, or for those who fawn over you just because you are famous."Jeff Foxworthy on Walt Disney
"What a heavy burden is a name that has become too famous."Jeff Foxworthy on Voltaire
"We all want to be famous people, and the moment we want to be something we are no longer free."Jeff Foxworthy on Jiddu Krishnamurti
"Famous, adj.: Conspicuously miserable."Jeff Foxworthy on Ambrose Bierce
"My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!"
"If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."