"You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education."
"Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world."Jeff Foxworthy on Nelson Mandela
"The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education."Jeff Foxworthy on Albert Einstein
"It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it."Jeff Foxworthy on Aristotle
"My mother said I must always be intolerant of ignorance but understanding of illiteracy. That some people, unable to go to school, were more educated and more intelligent than college professors."Jeff Foxworthy on Maya Angelou
"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."Jeff Foxworthy on Oscar Wilde
"My grandma's the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a rental car, and she's doing doughnuts in the K-Mart parking lot!"
"If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck."
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"