"When families save, they can get through emergencies like a bad harvest or a medical emergency. But it's more than that. They can also plan for the future, gradually saving up for a small business or for their children's school tuition."
"I'm not feeling very well - I need a doctor immediately. Ring the nearest golf course."Jeff Raikes on Groucho Marx
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."Jeff Raikes on Groucho Marx
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died."Jeff Raikes on Erma Bombeck
"They certainly give very strange names to diseases."Jeff Raikes on Plato
"Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it."Jeff Raikes on Erma Bombeck