"A man's ability to haggle is never a turn-on. The only thing less romantic than how much you paid is how much you saved. The last thing we want to hear is how you talked the jeweler down on our new earrings."
"Good night, good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow."Jennifer Coolidge on William Shakespeare
"Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance."Jennifer Coolidge on Oscar Wilde
"The word 'romance,' according to the dictionary, means excitement, adventure, and something extremely real. Romance should last a lifetime."Jennifer Coolidge on Billy Graham
"A tramp, a gentleman, a poet, a dreamer, a lonely fellow, always hopeful of romance and adventure."Jennifer Coolidge on Charlie Chaplin
"Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a drug. It distorts reality, and that's the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw."Jennifer Coolidge on Fran Lebowitz