"Well, I'm not good with sliminess. I hate the thought of creatures that have slime on them or creatures that leave a slimy trail. At home, the sight of a slug can bring up my breakfast."
"Any woman who understands the problems of running a home will be nearer to understanding the problems of running a country."Jenny Eclair on Margaret Thatcher
"A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body."Jenny Eclair on Benjamin Franklin
"Where we love is home - home that our feet may leave, but not our hearts."Jenny Eclair on Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home."Jenny Eclair on Bill Cosby
"Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in."Jenny Eclair on Robert Frost
"After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga."
"I've just got crap hair. Although I inherited a lot of stuff from my dad, including giant knees, I didn't get his good, thick hair. I got my mother's thin, wispy, non-event hair instead."
"I think I might actually die of showing off. It'll be on my headstone - 'Cause of Death: Showing Off.'"
"I'm very jealous of my daughter's education. She's been inspired by her teachers, and nobody inspired me as a teenager."
"I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me."