"I guess now that I think back, I used to play priest and be a funny priest. I don't know, I grew up in such a Catholic family that I kind of liked to test the boundaries a little bit and I think I had fun watching my mom laugh."
"My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her."Jenny McCarthy on George Washington
"The natural state of motherhood is unselfishness. When you become a mother, you are no longer the center of your own universe. You relinquish that position to your children."Jenny McCarthy on Jessica Lange
"My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it."Jenny McCarthy on Mark Twain
"Men are what their mothers made them."Jenny McCarthy on Ralph Waldo Emerson
"My mother said to me, 'If you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope.' Instead, I was a painter, and became Picasso."Jenny McCarthy on Pablo Picasso
"Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age."
"Craziest thing I've done for love is getting married. I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm never going to say I wouldn't do it again but I have to make sure it's love and not settling for the 'I have to do this by a certain age,' which is kind of what I did."
"I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe."
"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
"The one thing I like about 'Playboy' is they don't have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn't really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up."