"I wished to God the doctor had handed me a pamphlet that said, 'Hey, sorry about the autism, but here's a step-by-step list on what to do next.' But doctors don't do that. They say 'sorry' and move you along."
"Sir, my concern is not whether God is on our side my greatest concern is to be on God's side, for God is always right."Jenny McCarthy on Abraham Lincoln
"We need to find God, and he cannot be found in noise and restlessness. God is the friend of silence. See how nature - trees, flowers, grass- grows in silence see the stars, the moon and the sun, how they move in silence... We need silence to be able to touch souls."Jenny McCarthy on Mother Teresa
"When the solution is simple, God is answering."Jenny McCarthy on Albert Einstein
"While I know myself as a creation of God, I am also obligated to realize and remember that everyone else and everything else are also God's creation."Jenny McCarthy on Maya Angelou
"Never trust anyone completely but God. Love people, but put your full trust only in God."Jenny McCarthy on Lawrence Welk
"Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age."
"Craziest thing I've done for love is getting married. I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm never going to say I wouldn't do it again but I have to make sure it's love and not settling for the 'I have to do this by a certain age,' which is kind of what I did."
"I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe."
"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
"The one thing I like about 'Playboy' is they don't have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn't really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up."