"My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away."
"Save a boyfriend for a rainy day - and another, in case it doesn't rain."Jenny McCarthy on Mae West
"Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things."Jenny McCarthy on Keanu Reeves
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."Jenny McCarthy on Mitch Hedberg
"You can't stop loving or wanting to love because when its right it's the best thing in the world. When you're in a relationship and its good, even if nothing else in your life is right, you feel like your whole world is complete."Jenny McCarthy on Keith Sweat
"Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others."Jenny McCarthy on Wayne Dyer
"Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age."
"Craziest thing I've done for love is getting married. I think it's crazy. I think it's crazy, crazy, crazy. I'm never going to say I wouldn't do it again but I have to make sure it's love and not settling for the 'I have to do this by a certain age,' which is kind of what I did."
"I do believe sadly it's going to take some diseases coming back to realize that we need to change and develop vaccines that are safe."
"The one thing I like about 'Playboy' is they don't have the anorexic look. The women are voluptuous. So I didn't really want to diet. I just wanted to tone up."
"Those outside of autism need to understand this is an epidemic and we need more government funding, insurance coverage and education reform."