"I love being a dad. I just love it."
"It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father."Jerry Seinfeld on Pope John XXIII
"When one has not had a good father, one must create one."Jerry Seinfeld on Friedrich Nietzsche
"My father? I never knew him. Never even seen a picture of him."Jerry Seinfeld on Eminem
"I am not ashamed to say that no man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much."Jerry Seinfeld on Hedy Lamarr
"Whoever does not have a good father should procure one."Jerry Seinfeld on Friedrich Nietzsche
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there."
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"
"When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself."
"The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing."