"The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say."
"Everything we hear is an opinion, not a fact. Everything we see is a perspective, not the truth."Jerry Seinfeld on Marcus Aurelius
"Anyone who doesn't take truth seriously in small matters cannot be trusted in large ones either."Jerry Seinfeld on Albert Einstein
"Three things cannot be long hidden: the sun, the moon, and the truth."Jerry Seinfeld on Buddha
"I believe that unarmed truth and unconditional love will have the final word in reality. This is why right, temporarily defeated, is stronger than evil triumphant."Jerry Seinfeld on Martin Luther King, Jr.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on."Jerry Seinfeld on Winston Churchill
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there."
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"
"When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself."
"The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing."