"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."Jerry Seinfeld on Robert Frost
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment."Jerry Seinfeld on Buddha
"Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too."Jerry Seinfeld on Will Smith
"Life is a song - sing it. Life is a game - play it. Life is a challenge - meet it. Life is a dream - realize it. Life is a sacrifice - offer it. Life is love - enjoy it."Jerry Seinfeld on Sai Baba
"A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing."Jerry Seinfeld on George Bernard Shaw
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there."
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"
"When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself."
"The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing."