"Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there."
"Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else you are the one who gets burned."Jerry Seinfeld on Buddha
"Anybody can become angry - that is easy, but to be angry with the right person and to the right degree and at the right time and for the right purpose, and in the right way - that is not within everybody's power and is not easy."Jerry Seinfeld on Aristotle
"Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured."Jerry Seinfeld on Mark Twain
"Anger dwells only in the bosom of fools."Jerry Seinfeld on Albert Einstein
"Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean."Jerry Seinfeld on Maya Angelou
"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."
"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'"
"When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business I have to humiliate myself."
"The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing."
"I love being a dad. I just love it."