"I don't think my judgment is that good. I don't know what is funny."
"A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man."Jerry Stiller on Lana Turner
"I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party."Jerry Stiller on Ron White
"A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice."Jerry Stiller on Bill Cosby
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."Jerry Stiller on Jim Carrey
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."Jerry Stiller on Elbert Hubbard
"During the Great Depression, when people laughed their worries disappeared. Audiences loved these funny men. I decided to become one."
"It can make you sad to look at pictures from your youth. So there's a trick to it. The trick is not to look at the later pictures."
"We managed to hang in there. Today when people get married there's a tendency to run away when things get tough. There is a lot of strength in hanging together."