"Wrestling is ballet with violence."
"I've missed more than 9000 shots in my career. I've lost almost 300 games. 26 times, I've been trusted to take the game winning shot and missed. I've failed over and over and over again in my life. And that is why I succeed."Jesse Ventura on Michael Jordan
"It's good sportsmanship to not pick up lost golf balls while they are still rolling."Jesse Ventura on Mark Twain
"Golf is a good walk spoiled."Jesse Ventura on Mark Twain
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."Jesse Ventura on Hunter S. Thompson
"Many men go fishing all of their lives without knowing that it is not fish they are after."Jesse Ventura on Henry David Thoreau
"I also believe that government has no business telling us how we should live our lives. I think our lifestyle choices should be left up to us. What we do in our private lives is none of the government's business. That position rules out the Republican Party for me."
"Government's role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand in hand with business on issues such as employment. But beyond this, to as great an extent as possible, it should get the hell out of the way."
"Organized religion is a sham and a crutch for weak-minded people who need strength in numbers. It tells people to go out and stick their noses in other people's business."
"I don't think I would want the responsibility for enforcing the death penalties. There's always the inevitable question of whether someone you gave the order to execute might truly have been innocent."
"There are lots of people out there who think they know the truth about God and religion, but does anybody really know for sure? That's why the founding fathers built freedom of religious belief into the structure of this nation, so that everybody could make up their minds for themselves."